>> Pytanie: idzie sobie trzech posłów w długich płaszczach, po czym poznać, że
>>jeden z nich jest z Samoobrony?
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Quite a good joke
dodał: Tomek
data 28.10.2008 @ 00:00
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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do? "The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs up.
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen Holy Father. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales, the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Holiness. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us our daily bread to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you ."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news.Then one asks about the bad news. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do? "The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs up.
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen Holy Father. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales, the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Holiness. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us our daily bread to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you ."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news.Then one asks about the bad news. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
Kolejny joke
dodał: Rafal
data 27.10.2008 @ 00:00
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Międzynarodowa wycieczka pod największym wodospadem na świecie:
- oooh God, it's wonderfuuuuul.....
- ooo main Gott, das ist wuuuuunderbar....
- gospodin, eto priekrasnoooojeee...
- o k***a, ja pier********e!
- oooh God, it's wonderfuuuuul.....
- ooo main Gott, das ist wuuuuunderbar....
- gospodin, eto priekrasnoooojeee...
- o k***a, ja pier********e!
dodał: Rafal
data 06.10.2008 @ 00:00
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Siedmioletni chłopczyk spaceruje sobie chodnikiem w drodze do
szkoły. Podjeżdża samochód. Kierowca odsuwa szybkę i mówi:
- Wsiadaj do środka to dam Ci 10 złotych i lizaka!
Chłopczyk nie reaguje i przyspiesza kroku. Samochód powoli toczy się za nim. Znowu się zatrzymuje przy krawężniku...
- No wsiadaj! Dam Ci 20 złotych, lizaka i chipsy!
Chłopczyk ponownie kręci głową i przyspiesza kroku... Samochód nadal powoli jedzie za nim. Znowu się zatrzymuje...
- No nie bądź taki... wsiadaj! Moja ostatnia oferta - 50 złotych, chipsy, cola i pudełko chupa-chups!
- Oj odczep się Tato! Kupiłeś Matiza to musisz z tym żyć...
- No wsiadaj! Dam Ci 20 złotych, lizaka i chipsy!
Chłopczyk ponownie kręci głową i przyspiesza kroku... Samochód nadal powoli jedzie za nim. Znowu się zatrzymuje...
- No nie bądź taki... wsiadaj! Moja ostatnia oferta - 50 złotych, chipsy, cola i pudełko chupa-chups!
- Oj odczep się Tato! Kupiłeś Matiza to musisz z tym żyć...